I just saw a competition being advertised on an online community I drop onto every now and then. It encourages you to steal an object belonging to a friend or boss, post it in to the company, and they'll send you the object's weight in jelly beans as a reward. They then put the objects on their site and demand a 'ransom'. I got to the bottom of the competition page and loved this:

* The terms 'steal', 'stolen', 'stolen goods', 'swag' and 'stealing' in the context of this competition are used for comical purposes only and notwithstanding anything else set out in the competition or the Conditions of Entry, shall mean 'borrowed with permission'.

Oh, good they cleared that up!