i have just put an order with the urniverse.
i am very excited and waiting in anticipation.
people have done it before and have not been dissapointed.
watch this space i will be back with the exciting news.

mandy

Bollocks.

I w1shed for my puppy to TURN INTO A CAR!!!!!!!!

It didn't happen THis stUFF IS B0110CK5.

I HVAE NOW DECIDID TO DRown my puppy see how cozmoz lieks that

I wished for an end to poverty but it seems I need to wait for a bit. Still, the Kate Moss drug story and a couple of major disasters (pleeze don't ask me which two!!!), worked out quite well. fuck you all i say. cosmos rulez.

fuck fuck fuck. i told my grilfrend that i wished she jsut fuck off and die. that was like two years ago. she's now dead nad i blame teh cosmos. bastards. i wish i was dead too...

WTF, its not about stupid things like the puppy, its about believing you deserve something and making an opportunity, people who make a mockery out of life deserve nothing

Yeah well said stacey. Well said for a ritard.

People who make a mockery out of life deserve nothing, but ppuppies taht dont give me teh car i deserve get wet

I beleived i deservved somrthing like u said but i dint bloddy work did it

its cr4p and it dont wurk, all this cozmoz stuff is b011ock5

I AM GOING TO ASk 4 1 more thing aand if i dont get it then i givup and eating all my food little sh1t dog is gone

Sounds familiar to 'sympathetic magic'. As an ex-practitioner of certain 'arts', I can confirm that asking the forces that control the universe to bring about a certain event can and do work. The problem is that not everyting desired comes to pass. Some do. Each individual must ask 'Did this happen because I requested it?' or 'Might this not have come to pass anyway, and I am confusing results with coincidence?'. Each must answer for themselves. But remember- be careful what you ask for- you might get it!

It werks, my spellin and grand ma wuz bad. Now I can spell Osofargus .. a sofa gus... esophagus and Gran is much better.

Isn't this about self belief and persistence ?
Noel Edmonds, who's pushing this book, must be on a kick back. Noel is the most persistent pain in the arse in the media bizniz.

He should have given up radio after his Radio 1 breakfast show but no, he tried Radio 2, years later, sitting in for Johnny Walker and failed miserably.
There was his dreadful House Party. Didn't someone die on his TV show when a stunt went wrong ? But he was persistent. Blobby had his own theme park (Noels) butt it closed bcos it was crap and now his TV show 'Deal or Eff off' is riding high.

Noel Edmonds is a persistent thorn in our sides.

It all boils down to ..Throwing enough shit and eventually some will stick. And that shit is Noel Edmonds... who by the way is now threatening to write a similar book !
So believe in yourself, don't give up and eventually it WILL come to you ....and people will forget about the man you killed by accident.

No one commenting here has read the book, all full of negative insults and sad moronic jokes.

I read the book a year ago. Before Noel added all the attention. Now, the publishers are reprinting it because it has sold out everywhere.

The book works - end of discussion.
Haven't the time here to explain why?, how? etc..

But please don't read it any of you!! I prefered it when it was practically unknown.

So where can I buy it to check it out? Amazon haven't got any and don't say if/when they are getting any in...

kitkat please at least learn to spell a few words of the english language.that or go home to whichever backward country you hail from.

I completely agree with Steve this "kitkat" person needs to learn some literacy then read the cosmic ordering book. It really does work and not for silly things like making a puppy into a car but real things which can actually make a difference in someone's life. Sceptics who mock everything never have any chance of happiness or success as are too affraid to try new things.

no wonder the cosmos didn't listen to "kitkat"...whatever was on the list was probably barely legible! Not only that but as far as i am aware, cosmic ordering relies on positivity and well-wishing, not on twisted people with cruel hearts and sick humour!

You folks need to realise when someone is having fun with you. Someone who can spell perfectly well might choose not to for effect. Generally you can look at grammatical structures or the ordering of ideas to judge whether the mistakes are real or affected. He's gettng a rise out of you.

I would recomend an ebook entitled "The Universal Chaos Matrix" that is by a guy called Barbra Moel.

This book realy changed my life, I cannot emphasise how much more aligned I am with the spirit of Chao now.

It is freely wvalable on the interweb, but if you can't find the link, email me and I'll send you a copy.

Here is a brief quote -

"Our five step plan to personal Chao Specific Universal Matrix alignment could not be simpler. It may help you to follow these five steps through, and make a positive role play analogy, so that your personification of The Universal Chaos Matrix can grow and envelop you in its life changing dynamic"

The veneer on that ploy was reasonably thin.

I have just ordered this book and should be receiving it soon. From what I have understood, the book helps you be positive and focuses you on what you really want to achieve in life. I certainly wont see it as anything other than this, I am grateful to Noel Edmonds for bringing it to the attention of society at large, surely a positive thing?

I just found the link for the Universal Chaos Matrix ebook, its

http://www.kodiasc.23ae.com/universal_chaos_matrix.pdf

I hope that anyone interested in cosmic ordering could find this usefull.

That link just caused my PC to crash twice so I'm not risking a third time. Does it work for anyone else? Perhaps that's part of the chaos.

hmm, the download link worked fine for me,

although i was using firefox.

i found that ebbok to be quite enlightening, and a good starting point to develop ones own sigul system, based on chaotic resonance.

I've just made an cosmic order that everyone will learn how to spell correctly before placing any posts on here.

I use Firefox too Neil.

We've just been away for a few days. Once I've got up to date with my email etc I may try the link again.

i made an order to the cosmos that my penis would become long enough to touch the floor. a short while later i was involved in a road accident and had to have both my legs amputated, now my penis reaches the floor ! thanks noel .

i made an order to the cosmos. i ordered that my penis would become long enough to touch the floor.
a few weeks later, i had a terrible road accident and had to have both my legs amputated. now my penis touches the floor ! thankyou noel.

my dog died earlier this year and i ordered that my ferrari 308 gt4 would be stolen and driven into a canal and turned into a puppy and it was !

if noel says its true its true so fuck off glynne

I think, therefore I HAVE!!!

BOLLOCKS

i just sent an order to the cosmos that your foil rips

i just sent an order to the cosmos that all the free gas in bernsteins for the new nailguns spontaneously combusts and blows yug to bits.

I wonder if the author "cosmically ordered" all the cash she's geddin for sellin all these books full of crap?????

how can any half inteligent right thinking person subscribe to such absolute tosh, in these enlightened times. Leonardo, Issac, and Albert will be turning in there graves, or do you allso believe in shite like afterlife, and Heaven!!

joking aside folks, i personally believe that noel edmunds is the messiah.

There is a lot of negative vibes and purley some really unintelligent people. If some off you can write such vulgar things like, wanting a longer dick and ended up with both legs amputated, what is that teling you. (this of course maybe a lie) but that just goes to show you that, out of vanity for a bigger manhood, you lost your legs on the way. U need to take life a bit more seriously, and if you do not believe in something, why are you putting off others with your negativity. GET A LIFE if you cannot get one then ask the COSMICS FOR A LIFE. Good luck!!!!!